If you ever need some good solid excuses for why you need to leave work early one day, or if you're not coming in until later, or if you need to miss the whole day, I am providing you with a list of excuses that have been used at our company that seemed to have worked just fine. While some of the excuses may seem to be distasteful or just plain ridiculous, they worked just fine around here.
- I have to pick up my son from day care as he is not well.
- My daughter is not keeping well (high fever & diarrhea) so I won’t be able to come to the office today.
- I tried to hang in as far as possible, I am going to leave early and take some rest. Trying to avoid a total breakdown. (Breakdown...what does this mean? He's working so hard, he might push himself too far and explode!)
- I am not feeling well today (finally flu is caught up with me).
- My water heater conked out and I have to get it fixed today. I am not sure how long it will take.
- I will be attending a conference tomorrow and day after (where our CEO is speaking) along with Mr. Johnson. So won’t be in the office.
- I am taking a day off tomorrow. I will be back in the office next week Tuesday. Happy Memorial Day weekend to you all.
- I wont be available for rest of the day, Need to pick up my car from dealership !!!
- Leaving early as I am having throat infection.
- My son is not well so I will be coming a bit late today.
- I am planning to take a day off tomorrow for personal reason.
- Hi, I am in the midst of replacing all of my house windows, and re-installing windows xp”
- We have a flu epidemic, So working from home today.
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